September 29, 2009

Things I Would Say If I Ever Encountered DeShawn Stevenson

Photo via Truth About It
  • "Oh, hey. You're DeShawn Stevenson."
  • "Wow. There's a tattoo on your throat."
  • "I bet that hurt."
  • "Is that Abe Lincoln?"
  • "Hmmm..."
  • "Oh, there's a crack on your forehead."
  • "What's that about?"
  • "So, you don't crack, but you got a crack tattoo?"
  • "I'm kinda confused."
  • "You're saying the only way you crack is if you decide to crack yourself with ink?"
  • "I guess it kinda makes sense when you put it that way."
  • "What about in the winter, when your skin is really dry? I crack like crazy then."
  • "Chapstick helps."
  • "Not sure I get the 9 on your face."
  • "No, that's not right."
  • "No matter how far away I am, it's still a 9."
  • "Seriously."
  • "It's still a 9 from here."
  • "I really don't get your tattoos."
  • "Anyways, nice to meet you. Good luck with your face and neck tattoos."


3rdStoneFromTheSun said...

wonder what this guy thinks he will look like in 20 years?

LA Huey said...

he obviously didn't think about what he'd look like the day after he got the tattoos, I doubt he's capable thinking 20 years ahead.