Mike Brown Sons Shaq at a Freestyle Battle

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I gets busy / Call me Big Shaq D

Or The Big Freestyle / Doesn't matter to me

Killin' fools on the mic since I been about six

Flow so ill / Get Tylenol sick

Rippin' rhymes, rhymin' raps like my name Jay-Z

I'm a bad mammajamma call me Shaq Ali

I done rocked this beat / Pass the mic to Coach

Call him Meek Mike / He too scared to approach

(Shaq drops the microphone and enters the crowd, celebrating his presumed victory.)

(After Shaq has returned to the stage, Mike Brown casually picks up the microphone.)

Call me Meek Mike / Well I guess he's kinda right

Since I'll inherit this Earth cause my flow so tight

Ain't no Terry Porter / Ain't no S-V-G

Just remember, Bron's one, I'm two, you're three

See that's how it goes / I'ma put you in your place

Basically you're here just to take up space

Get back in shape / So your fat won't cost us

Or I'll have to sit you for Zydrunas Ilgauskas