May 18, 2009

Kobe Bryant Status Update

Hey guys, LeBron James here.
It's been a while since we last spoke, and I wanted to fill everyone in on what's happened since my last appearance. There have been some problems with the Kobe Bryant re-growth program.




As you can see from that picture, Kobe appears to have reverted to about 70% his normal size. V.A.S.T. scientists have assured me that they've encountered this in previous re-growths, and that Kobe should be back to full size in no time. In fact, because his bones didn't stretch so quickly, they'll be stronger due to the prolonged re-growth period.

Thanks for sticking with us through this waiting game. I'll be sure to let you know when Kobe is back to full strength.

1 comment:

Headless Chicken said...

Thanks V.A.S.T.! I always wondered why Kobe looks like a ten year old in his dad's jersey, when he is on the court.