April 15, 2008

The Weakest Link: Washington Wizards

Someone, possibly Xavier McDaniel, once said, “A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.” I don’t really get what that means, but as the playoffs approach, El Blowtorch will be profiling the worst player on each team’s roster. Then, the players will face off in a simulated one-on-one game of NBA 2K8 if it’s available at Video Villa. Obviously, this will provide the in-depth analysis needed to predict the winners for each playoff series. Up next, the Washington Wizards and Dominic McGuire…

It's hard for me to muster up a lot of ridicule for Dominic McGuire since he seems like a pretty funny guy. His exploits with fellow rookie Nick Young are fairly well-known across Blogfrica. Nonetheless, I must soldier on.

Peep Dominic's official NBA bio, it won't take long. As you can see, there isn't anything there. He's such a non-factor that even the NBA doesn't really care. Thankfully, the Blowtorch has uncovered the hard-hitting facts below.

Fun Facts:
Along with Nick Young, rents a house from Gilbert Arenas...one of 7 children, all who have the name "Nic(k)" in their names...aspires to be a hand model...favorite movie is "24 Hour Party People"...sleeps with more than 30 stuffed animals

Proof That Dominic McGuire Has Played in an NBA Game:

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