July 27, 2009

The Most Boring Player in the NBA

Facts about Andre Miller:
  • Every day for lunch eats white bread, hard-boiled eggs, and American cheese.
  • Favorite television program: Antique Roadshow
  • Favorite actor: Ben Kingsley
  • Favorite actress: Angela Landsbury
  • Takes lukewarm baths; refuses to use shower.
  • Drives a silver1996 Chevrolet Lumina.
  • Owns 16 pairs of Champion cotton shorts with pockets (aka "Dad shorts") in various shades of grey, black, and blue.
  • Has two dogs, a yellow lab named "Rick" and a beagle named "Tom."
  • Favorite color: grey-ish
  • Favorite musician: Seals and Croft
  • Favorite movie: The Good Shepherd
  • Weekends are generally spent doing yardwork, reading the newspaper, and doing yardwork.
  • Once took a roadtrip by car to Yellowstone National Park to "see what all the fuss is about." Upon return, declared the park "too sprawly."
  • Favorite food: porridge
  • Favorite store: Kohl's
  • After a night out on the town his rookie year, remarked that clubs are "too loud" and has yet to return.
  • Next movie on NetFlix queue: Grey Gardens
  • As a child, met Magic Johnson and told his parents he wasn't impressed because he was "too smiley."


Buddy said...

Favorite author: Garrison Keillor
Favorite magazines: Reader's Digest and Consumer Reports

KneeJerkNBA said...

Andre Miller's so boring that a hooker fell asleep while he was murdering her.

J said...

Have to disagree with the Grey Gardens selection; those gals were actually pretty loony toons.
Favorite paint color: Beige.
Car radio presets: Soft rock, adult contemporary and smooth jazz.