Inside the Minnesota Timberwolves War Room

Kevin McHale: Alright! Time for draftin'! Kevin MickeyAle loves him some draftin'. Scouts, get up in here! Kevin McHale: Excellent. My two best chums. Scouts honor and all that. You two been checkin' them college guys out?

Lady Scout: Oh, yes sir, since last year's draft. Just like you said.

Man Scout: There's a bunch of really talented, athletic players available this year. Just what we need.

Kevin McHale: You two are some real pals. Let's have a looksy at our roster so far. Who's first?

Kevin McHale: Hah. Next.

Kevin McHale: Who's that?

Man Scout: Sebastian Telfair, sir.
Kevin McHale: Is that a real name? What's his deal?

Lady Scout: Ostensibly, he's a point guard. Kind of a disappointment.

Kevin McHale: Well we don't want any more of those. I like his hat though. Who else we got?

Kevin McHale: You guys are messing with me, right? That has to be Photoshopped. Who acquired that fat slob?

Lady Scout: Uh, you, sir.

Kevin McHale: Are you serious? Why would I want Antoine Walkman or whatever his name is? That's stupid.

Man Scout: You were pretty excited when he got here. He's got a championship, you said.

Kevin McHale: Well, championship experience is a plus.....anyways, who was that other big dude we had. Hal Jurgensen or something?

Lady Scout: Al Jefferson.

Kevin McHale: Sure, whatever. He's good right?

Man Scout: Yes, he's very good.

Kevin McHale: Why don't we just get another one of him?

Lady Scout: He's a bit undersized and that kills us defensively. Plus it'd be silly to have exact replicas.

Kevin McHale: But your buddy said he was good.

Lady Scout: He is.

Kevin McHale: Great. Tell me what players are exactly like him.

Man Scout: I suppose Kevin Love from UCLA is the closest to Al.

Kevin McHale: Kevin Love? From the Beach Boys?! I love the Beach Boys!

Lady Scout: No, he's a basketball player. His uncle was in the Beach Boys.

Kevin McHale: Close enough. How's his vertical?

Man Scout: Neglible.

Kevin McHale: JACKPOT!