Happy Holidays Everyone

Sup. I'm going to be on holiday next week for the holidays, so this will have to serve as the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Boxing Day post. Consider it my gift to you.



MP3: Brad Miller - White Christmas (left-click)

Michael Jordan-esque

I am ill today, and not in the Beastie Boys sense. However, I watched Game 5 of the '97 Finals this weekend, so it'd be insulting to recent Hall of Fame inductee Michael Jordan if I didn't produce some bloggable memes. That being said, I had to dig very deep in to the YouTube vaults to find Jordan videos that have no views. But here's two.

First, a Bulls-oriented promo where the producers blew most of their budget on writing a Robert Palmer parody and only had enough money left for two words from Jordan.

And of course, Michael Jordan being a normal guy. Renewing his license, dressing like Samuel L. Jackson, and blinking during his picture. Because Michael Jordan is nothing, if not a totally normal guy who is in no way different than any of us.

I'm Optimus Prime

I can't believe this video didn't get picked up sooner, because it's incredible. Brook Lopez is every kid ever at the age of 10, except he's 20 years old and a multi-millionaire.

Happy Birthday to Me

Maybe I didn't get what I asked for, but the fact that Brad Miller is coming back to Chicago is the next best thing I could possibly receive in the realm of the NBA. He even sent me this mostly lucid video:

25 is shaping up to be a GREAT year.

The Monkey Is In The Basketball!

Why wouldn't it be?



Note: this is an actual show on an actual network.

via Videogum

Even More Rasheed Wallace Greatness

Last night, I was thinking that Sheed's tattoos were starting to fade. However, he's apparently had all the ink transferred to his back (:20 mark).

Wow. Sheed is just wow.

via Alana G, by way of Yardbarker

When Isiah Thomas Says to Play It Smart, You Better Play It Smart

Oh, Internet. Thanks for existing and having a searchable database of public service announcements.

Obama Balling on Election Day

The teams were named "That One," something John McCain called Barack Obama during one of the debates and "This One."

Hail to the chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing.

The Billtorch

This video is unbelievable. It features:

• A Bill Wennington alley-oop over (not on) Alonzo Mourning, which is probably Mourning's lowpoint on an NBA court.
• Another Bill Wennington dunk on a backdoor cut.
• Alonzo Mourning's flat-top.
• Bill Wennington's flat-top.
• Jordan wearing the four-five.
• Toni Kukoc doing Kukocian things.
• BILL WENNINGTON CLOSE-UPS.
• Seriously, Bill Wennington catching an oop on a fastbreak.

And yes, I do perform a Youtube search for Bill Wennington daily. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Remember Jason Williams?

Jason Williams retired such a long time ago. I don't know if anyone even really remembers anything about him. Anyways, here's a video of him in high school, playing with Randy Moss. It's a little known fact that they played together in high school. In fact, this is probably the first time that's ever been mentioned.

ANYHOW, here's the video, in glorious HD:

Basketball with the Holy Ghost

Simply stunning. Watch and enjoy.