The Chicago Bulls Sing "Chop Suey!"

Man, you guys NAILED it.

Overheard: Kirk Hinrich's Ejection

Whistle blows.

That’s some malarkey right there, chief. I ain’t foul ‘im. Ya know I ain't foul 'im. Just givin' 'im a little a that backwoods lovin'. Got some for you too, sir.

First technical.

C’mon, man. That ain’t right. That’s just some Sioux City talk, sir. Matter a fact, come down to SC and I’ll show ya round. Catch us some catfish and fry it up, Mama Hinrich style.

Ref: I’m not a huge catfish fan.

What? You ain’t like catfish? That’s crazy. You just ain’t never had some REAL catfish. Iowa catfish the finest in the US of A. I even take the bones out for ya.

Ref: Catfish really grosses me out.

You kiddin’ me? Catfish the state fish o’ Iowa. Ya ain’t be disrespectin’ Iowa now, are ya? I don’t wanna hafta be getting’ my fillet knife now. Catfish serious business where I’m from. If you ain’t eat the catfish, you be sleepin’ with them catfish soon enough. That’s guaranteed.

Second technical. Ejected.

Yes, I Can Dunk: Kirk Hinrich

Sure, you have to go back to his rookie year. Sure, the YouTube results for "kirk hinrich dunk" are pretty embarrassing. Sure, 82games.com has his dunk attempts at 0.0%. But if you go to the 50 second mark in the above clip, there is video evidence of Kirk Hinrich dunking in an NBA game. In fact, the dunk was so good, Interpol named a mediocre single after it.

Of course, Hinrich used to dunk all the time in high school.