Various NBA Mindsets During Drives to the Basket

Drew Gooden

Tony Allen

Erick Dampier

Choose Your Own Adventure

SO MANY great options for a caption to this picture that I can't just pick one. Ergo, here's a few choices:

a) This picture would be so much cooler in the year 2000.

b) Ranking levels of irrelevance from left to right.

c) Behind the scenes action from the recent Excessively Groomed Facial Hair Quarterly cover shoot.

d) Drew Gooden + Larry Hughes = Common

e) Provide your own.

A Public Service Announcement to the City of Chicago

Hide your women and children. Your hair clippers should be okay though.