Sorry, Damien Wilkins

Back in November, I boldly declared Damien Wilkins my least favorite player in the NBA. I even implied that the only way I could accept him as an actual Wilkins was if he got a high-top fade.

He didn't. But Brandon Jennings did.

In order to protect the Wilkins basketball legacy, I'm calling for the excommunication of Damien from the Wilkins family with Brandon Jennings taking his place. He's currently projected to go eighth in the 2009 draft, so there is time. With good fortune, Brandon Wilkins will be projected to go eighth in the NBA draft.

I Don't Like Damien Wilkins

This would be way better

I'm not generally what some would call a "hater." It really doesn't take much for me to find the good in a situation, but for some reason last night, I decided to actively dislike Damien Wilkins.

Here's my well researched and very in-depth case against Damien Wilkins:

• I watched the SuperSonics game last night, and for a good stretch of the 2nd and 3rd quarter, every one of his passes was tipped or stolen.
• Name should be spelled DamiAn and not DamiEn.
• Didn't pass the ball to Durant or Green every chance he got. He's stunting their development!
• He's not even the good Wilkins' (Dominique) son. Furthermore, he does not have a hightop fade; blasphemy in the Wilkins family.
• Has a mustache that isn't very cool.
• Played for NC State and University of Georgia. Pick a red and white team and stick with it.

I hereby declare Damien Wilkins is my least favorite NBA player.

I.

DECLARE.

DAMIEN WILKINS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE NBA PLAYER!

Consider it declared.