October 28, 2009

Little Baby Blowtorch

I've been reticent to mention this because I feel like it might be a little too personal. However, I need all of your help. My wife has been pregnant the last nine months.

Last night, our baby was born. Despite my protests, she wouldn't go for the name Bonesaw Michaeljordan Kerby. I don't know why not, either. But since it was the start of the NBA season last night, she agreed to let me name it after whoever I want. I've got some ideas.

Might go with the 'best player in the game' strategy.

LeBron Treymes Kerby

Might try to make him more exotic.

Pau Kerby

Might go old-school.

Bill Kerby

Might go new-school.

Blake Kerby

Might go for the best look.

Dirk Nowitzkerby

This is basically the most important decision of my life, so I need your help.

What do you think?

20 comments:

James said...

Ruben Boumtje-Kerby.

notoriousMIGdall said...

Anfernee Treyzaway Kerby.

xucc said...

dirk is good, but he looks more like chris anderkerby

Steve said...

I always liked Sho Nuff or Shogun, but since we are discussing ballers, I'm thinking Treyd Miller Kerby, Treyky Rubio Kerby (for the An-ter-nas-see-on-nal flavor), Treysheem Thabeet Kerby.

Garron said...

Luc Ricard Mbah-a-Kerby

done.

Alex said...

Pops Mensah-Bonkerby

Adam said...

I vote for

Hedo Kerbylu or

'Stache Kerbyson

ayerocostas said...

Isn't it obvious Trey? Brad Miller Kerby

Gabriel said...

Jake Kerbylikis

NDEddieMac said...

God ShammKerby

Aaron M said...

Charles Barkerbly

Robert said...

Dirk Kerby is so obviously the winner I can't believe there's something resembling a debate about it.

I even hate Dirk Nowitski. But that name just drips with innuendo. Anyone who doesn't think of young Kerby throwing down floaters from 18 feet will picture the lad going from dishwasher at a seedy club to renowned star of low-budget art films.

zyth said...

World B. Kerby

John said...

Bro' Kerby

...that, or just go with John.

kss said...

How 'bout a combination?
LeDirkobe Kerby?

alexhammond said...

TreySagana Diop

Basketball Linker said...

haha, what about yao ming

Joe said...

Larry Bird Kirby, it's like Lady Bird Johnson. DaJuan Blair Kirby for a girl. Or Dajuan Wagner Kirby if its musical

Your favorite distraction said...

Treylius Kerbin
Treykeem Kerblajuwon
Treysha Kerbacic
Treykoloz Tskerbitishvili

Nick said...

Lou Alkirby, then later changed to Kareem Abdul Jakirby.