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I've been reticent to mention this because I feel like it might be a little too personal. However, I need all of your help. My wife has been pregnant the last nine months.
Last night, our baby was born. Despite my protests, she wouldn't go for the name Bonesaw Michaeljordan Kerby. I don't know why not, either. But since it was the start of the NBA season last night, she agreed to let me name it after whoever I want. I've got some ideas.Might go with the 'best player in the game' strategy.
LeBron Treymes Kerby
Might try to make him more exotic.
Pau Kerby
Might go old-school.
Bill Kerby
Might go new-school.
Blake Kerby
Might go for the best look.
Dirk Nowitzkerby
This is basically the most important decision of my life, so I need your help.
What do you think?
20 comments:
Ruben Boumtje-Kerby.
Anfernee Treyzaway Kerby.
dirk is good, but he looks more like chris anderkerby
I always liked Sho Nuff or Shogun, but since we are discussing ballers, I'm thinking Treyd Miller Kerby, Treyky Rubio Kerby (for the An-ter-nas-see-on-nal flavor), Treysheem Thabeet Kerby.
Luc Ricard Mbah-a-Kerby
done.
Pops Mensah-Bonkerby
I vote for
Hedo Kerbylu or
'Stache Kerbyson
Isn't it obvious Trey? Brad Miller Kerby
Jake Kerbylikis
God ShammKerby
Charles Barkerbly
Dirk Kerby is so obviously the winner I can't believe there's something resembling a debate about it.
I even hate Dirk Nowitski. But that name just drips with innuendo. Anyone who doesn't think of young Kerby throwing down floaters from 18 feet will picture the lad going from dishwasher at a seedy club to renowned star of low-budget art films.
World B. Kerby
Bro' Kerby
...that, or just go with John.
How 'bout a combination?
LeDirkobe Kerby?
TreySagana Diop
haha, what about yao ming
Larry Bird Kirby, it's like Lady Bird Johnson. DaJuan Blair Kirby for a girl. Or Dajuan Wagner Kirby if its musical
Treylius Kerbin
Treykeem Kerblajuwon
Treysha Kerbacic
Treykoloz Tskerbitishvili
Lou Alkirby, then later changed to Kareem Abdul Jakirby.
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