Punchline Challenge: Chase Budinger

How many punchlines are there for this picture of Houston Rockets rookie Chase Budinger? Let's see:

• "Ladies, can I buy you a blouse?"
• He loves college.
• Hairy Bird.
• Check back next summer to see Chase's skin match his uniform.
• via SEXY PEOPLE
• Good to see Jake Busey is still getting work.
• "Whoops!" -- Darryl Morey
• "Hey, let's take the creepiest rookie picture since Julian Wright." -- photographer
  "Cool." -- Chase Budinger
• Man, Spencer Pratt is EVERYWHERE.
• This is a Rorschach test. Do you or do you not see a redhead?
• Oh, so that's why he got his face stepped on.
• Apprarently, Chase Budinger chose basketball over volleyball because he gets to play indoors.
• Bro.
• This is a screenshot from my favorite scene in Bedazzled.