January 28, 2009

Another Sideline Interview with Jonah Hill


Yoooooooooooo, what up. Just chillin' watchin' the Lakers. The Lake Show. The Lake Sheezy! I'm, like, the hugest [expletive deleted]ing fan ever. But not, like, literally anymore. I do that [expletive deleted]ing South Beach diet [expletive deleted] or whatever.

But, yeah, [expletive deleted], the Lakers are GOOD this year. They're like, AMAZING. Holy [expletive deleted] the Lakers are good. I just [expletive deleted]ing LOVE the Lakers.

WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE DELETED] ARE YOU DOING LUKE WALTON? MY MANAGER DIDN'T GET ME THESE TICKETS TO SEE YOUR [EXPLETIVE DELETED][EXPLETIVE DELETED] FALLING ALL OVER THE [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING COURT! MIGHT AS WELL PLAY CHRIS [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING MIHM!

So yeah, like, totally dig these courtside seats. They give me the hugest inside [expletive deleted] due to, like, the excitement. It's like a regular [expletive deleted] but on the inside because you're all [expletive deleted]ing pumped up for the game. But then, like, the [expletive deleted]ing Laker Girls, yo. Sweet mother of pearl, the Laker Girls give me an outside [expletive deleted].

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! CALLING THAT [EXPLETIVE DELETED] FOUL ON KOBE [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING BRYANT! WHO THE [EXPLETIVE DELETED] DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? AND NOW THE [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING CHARLOTTE [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING BOB[EXPLETIVE DELETED]CATS BEAT THE [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING LOS ANGELES LAKERS! IN [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING LOS [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING ANGELES! THAT'S [EXPLETIVE DELETED]!

Sorry. Sorry. I freaked out.

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