It may seem unthinkable now, but back in the late 1990s the headband was rare. You had your Chris Gatlings or your Clifford Robinsons, but that was about it. However, at the turn of the century a courageous group of players broke through the vaunted headband barrier to bring personal expression to a whole new level. That group: the Portland TrailBlazers. Those players: Brian Grant, Rasheed Wallace, Bonzi Wells, Scottie Pippen, Greg Anthony.
The Blowtorch salutes those brave souls. In their honor, please consult the following guide whenever you decide to wear a headband.
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THE STANDARD
Style: The Standard (formerly "the Cliff") is the most commonly seen headband style in today's NBA. Bisecting the player's forehead, the band is worn just above the ears and nestles under the protuberance on the back of the skull.
Currrent Practitioners: Rajon Rondo, Boobie Gibson, Brad Miller
![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/2753033519_cbcd7f42df_m.jpg)
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THE WAYBACK
Stule: The Wayback is worn high on the head, possibly to disguise the unfortunately high "fivehead" that a player might have. While the player may look normal while wearing the headband, once the band is removed their movie screen-esque forehead is prominently displayed.
Current Practitioners: LeBron James, Vince Carter![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2753033527_cb68555c89_m.jpg)
![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2753033527_cb68555c89_m.jpg)
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THE OLD-TIMER
Style: While the Wayback is worn to disguise a grotesque physical anomaly, the Pierce is worn to combat a receding hairline. The Pierce is typically worn lower on the back part of the head in order to allow for coverage up front. Players who sport the Pierce generally appear slovenly.
Current Practitioners: Paul Pierce, Corey Maggette, Rasheed Wallace![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2753033531_9a28b0a8fb.jpg?v=0)
![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2753033531_9a28b0a8fb.jpg?v=0)
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THE LOW-RIDER
Style: The Low-Rider is worn very low across the forehead, almost covering the eyebrows. It is assumed that this style originated from the wearing of low-slung fitted baseball caps.
Current Practitioners: Allen Iverson, Carmelo Anthony, Jason Terry![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/2753033537_d868c410e9.jpg?v=0)
![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/2753033537_d868c410e9.jpg?v=0)
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THE JUST A BIT OFF
Style: The Just A Bit Off is worn pushed back on the head in an almost yarmulke-like fashion. This style is generally worn by the player who is goofy, dangerous, crazy, or insane, hence the name.
Current Practitioners: Steven Jackson (circa Brawl), Michael Beasley, Gerald Green![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2753033535_de85034ce5.jpg?v=0)
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THE EARMUFF
Style: In general, the Earmuff is worn by an older player who is out of touch with current style trends. Off the court, an Earmuff wearer can often be seen sporting hideous outfits that no sane human would be seen in. Of course, hipsters have co-opted this look.
Current Practitioners: Derek Fisher, Steve Nash, Amare Stoudemire
![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3023/2753033541_27968dfb94.jpg?v=0)
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THE GENIE Style: The Genie is a rarely seen headband style that takes both the Low-Rider and the Earmuff to the extreme. The band is worn low on the head, covering both the ears and the eyebrows. While this style is extremely rare, it has been captured by cameras on one occasion.
Current Practitioners: Julian Wright
![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/2753040463_4745b200bd.jpg?v=0)
33 comments:
Haha, you pull off the Julian perfectly. Nicely done.
I cant believe you missed Josh Howard for "The Just a Bit Off"!!!
I know this is an examination of current headband trends, but doesn't Slick Watts deserve an offhand mention or something?
I remember a Blazers game where every player had on a headband except Sabonis.
I had a whole bunch of retired players that I couldn't find anywhere to put.
RETIRED STYLES
the Van Exel
the Slick
the Gatling
the Ellison
the Tim Thomas 2-Times
pics don't work.... please fix
This post is absolute FILTH and a disgrace to the game of basketball. So help me God, if I see you at a Bucks game...
How can you leave Jermaine O'Neal off of the Wayback list. Have you seen that guy without a headband? He could very well be some sort of basketball playing alien and we just haven't figured it out yet.
Just to clarify: Is Bonzi a "Wayback" or an "Old-Timer" type of guy?
IMO Bonzi wears it either way. Really, as long as he's wearing it (otherwise he might lose his mutant ninja powers). His Hornets photo this year was so wayback it looked like a turban. Plus he looked mad high.
It's impossible to tell as he's never had a hair on any portion of his head. That might be another category -- The Hairless. Also sported by Charlie Villanueva.
As long as we're positing potential new categories, a question/suggestion: Perhaps a corollary (featuring a long-haired friend) for the thin, bra-strap-looking hair retention method favored by the likes of Machine and Mike Miller?
If the NBA-to-Europe tide turns and the league once again gets Euroer, the early establishment of such a corollary may come to be viewed as a sterling example of Blowtorch fivesight (which could also be an excellent name for a predictions column). Just a thought.
I think LeBrons definetely an oldtimer, have you seen his hairline!!! And Cliff Robinson shouldve got a mention too.
This is stupid
Where's the tilt...one on the ear, one off?
http://media.scout.com/media/image/51/516102.jpg
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I know he's a college player, bt where would Wayne Chism (#4) rank?
You forgot Sean Williams for the 'just a bit off' !
JP
hmmm, how do you account for the euro-soccer player type look ala laetner?
otherwise, outstanding post!
LOL, great stuff. "fivehead" and "movie screen-esque forehead" are classic
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I think that most of this year's Tennessee team could have been included on this list, although Wayne Chism does have by far the most memorable.
Hilarity. Well played.
Who knew a headband could be so verstile. It's the Vinnie Johnson of sportswear. It would have been funny if LeBron was wearing one in his dance vid LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl4vXgwsxPM
Looks like you might have missed a couple:
http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=833792
uumm... hahahah..
im actually about to do a post of how to wear headbands.. they will probably be similar, except mine will include some long locks and less big and furry bands.
"Just A Bit Off": yall forget bout wayne chism. kids got brain head.
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