A Letter from Boris Diaw to Shawn Marion

E’ Shawn Mare-ee-own, E’

I take-a yo’ shots, and I make-a yo’ shots. A ze Suns, a we-a don’ need-a you no mo. We gotta ze Shack-wheel, and-a ze Nawsh, ze Am-air-ee, and mos’ eem-por-tanlee, ze BORIS.

Ze Boris is ‘eer. No need-a to worry, about-a ze Phoenix Suns. I’m a gonna make-a you all forget about ze Shawn Mare-ee-own. ‘E a leetle poonk. (Ees-a zat how you say “Pee-Ooh-En-Kay?”)

I get-a yo’ shots. I get-a yo’ weebounz. I get-a yo’ wee-mens.

Zahnk you,

BORIS DIAW