February 7, 2008

A Letter from Boris Diaw to Shawn Marion


E’ Shawn Mare-ee-own, E’

I take-a yo’ shots, and I make-a yo’ shots. A ze Suns, a we-a don’ need-a you no mo. We gotta ze Shack-wheel, and-a ze Nawsh, ze Am-air-ee, and mos’ eem-por-tanlee, ze BORIS.


Ze Boris is ‘eer. No need-a to worry, about-a ze Phoenix Suns. I’m a gonna make-a you all forget about ze Shawn Mare-ee-own. ‘E a leetle poonk. (Ees-a zat how you say “Pee-Ooh-En-Kay?”)

I get-a yo’ shots. I get-a yo’ weebounz. I get-a yo’ wee-mens.

Zahnk you,

BORIS DIAW

4 comments:

Kevin said...

Come on man he's French, not Italian. Gotta work on the accent...

goathair said...

I tried to make him sound like the Chef from Ratatouille. It's hard to write French!

Raskolnikov said...

cheveuxdechèvre, ne parle pas français. Laisse-moi parler la langue d'amour. Femmes ...

Farfa said...

Hey man! I am Italian and I don't speak like that. But everybody keeps saying I got a funny accent... so maybe...

Ze Farfa