September 18, 2007

Andrei Kirilenko MATHEMATICSIZED

At the risk of becoming an Andrei Kirilenko fan blog, I present the latest Blowtorch equation:



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87 comments:

JChan said...

Fantastic...never seen a better way to describe him. As a Jazz fan, I'm very disappointed that he's requested a trade. I don't see how we can possibly get back an equivalent player.

Anonymous said...

POund for pound, one of the best players in the NBA.

Soren said...

Love it. That's why we've always called Andrei the "Terror-dactyl" around here, not AK47.

Anonymous said...

Ive been telling people for years that he looks JUST like Ivan Drago. Like not just because theyre russian, but I think dolph Lundgren might actually be his biological father.

Anonymous said...

Come on folks...you knew when word got out that his wife lets him sleep around once a year Utah fans/Mormon nation would think less of him and he'd eventually want to get away. The time has come for him to go cry in another city.

Anonymous said...

Kirilenko sucks balls

Anonymous said...

Just the other day, I was thinking that Kiri is kind of like a cross between Scottie Pippen and Dahlsim from Street Fighter.

Anonymous said...

a prefect description. not as funny as the joakim noah, but more spot on. i guess really there isn't a more humorous person to Mathematicsize than Noah. need more of these pronto. i'm just not laughing enough in my daily life.

Ben Q. Rock said...

It's appropriate that you used the garish, cartoony version of Mr. Fantastic. You earn an A+.

Dwyer sent me.

Mark J. said...

Nice! The man could be a superhero in his own right.

Anonymous said...

i think all u guys r pin heads at utah making a comment on a guys who dose not like the coach and u guys come out and say he is a Terror-dactyl after all he made u guys were u stand and u should be happy and respect his wishes u guys need to grow up dont u think your coach is the reason u cant win any championship he was at the finals twice and he choked both times with the big two u had before

Anonymous said...

i think the owner should grant his wish and bring him to Los Angelos were real russian people can come to the game and cheer for him for the love of the game he plays and if utah managment dont do it this will never win a championship so mr. utah jazz general manager here in LA we r all welcome to have Mr. (A.K.47) here in LA either the CLIPPERS, or the LAKER were the most russian population r so all do respect the players wish make it happen

Anonymous said...

Utah needs a two guard.

The Lakers have none to trade.

The only 3s I could see working for Utah are Antawn Jamison, but then the Jazz would have the worst defensive frontcourt in the league, or Richard Jefferson, which would kill me as a Raps fan.

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