July 12, 2007

Spencer Hawes is tremendously boring looking

For the next few weeks, the Blowtorch will be bringing you a series of rookie previews (complete with caricatures!) until we get through the first round. It all culminates with a ballin t-shirt commemorating the best draft in the history of awesomeness.

Spencer Hawes
Strengths: good passer, solid post moves, decent jumper
Weaknesses: soft as a bag of cotton, named Spencer, denies global warming
NBA comparison (best-case): Brad Miller
NBA comparison (worst-case): Chris Mihm
NBA comparison (most likely): Vlade Divac


Why do the Kings love soft, white centers who are decent passers?

2 comments:

The Fan's Attic said...

I think if Hawes turned into another Divac, Sacramento would be much happier than him turning into another Brad Miller.

Anonymous said...

exactly. Divac >> Brad Miller. Get your BB knowledge straight, Mr.Blowtorch