April 26, 2005

Smoking Popes

As a non-Catholic, I'm allowed to say this: I don't like the new Pope. Aside from the fact that he prayed to God that he wouldn't be elected, he has attacked quite a few things that I like a lot. First, way back before he was the Pope he said that heavy metal was "an instrument of the devil." Then he proceeded to single out these acts as the worst of them all:

  • Pink Floyd
  • the Rolling Stones
  • Queen
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Black Sabbath
  • the Beatles
  • Alice Cooper
  • AC/DC
  • the Eagles
So pretty much, he hates most of the most important music ever created. And now, since becoming the Pope he has officially attacked the Harry Potter series saying that they undermine the "soul of Christianity." Furthermore, this comes after Pope John Paul II praised author J.K. Rowling for her Christian lifestyle. It seems as if "God's Rottweiler," as Benedict XVI is called, is doing his best to suck the fun out of life one form of media at a time.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I suppose its a good thing that the new pope was elected at such an old age. Perhaps the music/movie industry won't have to suffer his tyranny very long. Hopefully he'll deal with real issues rather than wasting his time bashing sweet bands and movies.