J.E. Skeets owns the internet

Please, please, please read this immediately (scroll down to about 3 am). J.E. Skeets (of the Basketball Jones) owns everything ever written on the whole internet.

Vote For Me...Or Else

So the Hot Blogger Contest over at the Ladies... blog has started. I'm terribly under-rated at a 14 seed. Go vote for me immediately. Or else I'll wish a curse upon your household.

My picks:

The AFC North
#1 Sports Gone South vs. #22 My Sports Talk
#2 Burnt Orange Nation vs. #21 The Music Blogger Guy
#3 Paul Shirley vs. #20 David Parrish
#4 Being Sven vs. #19 Run Up the Score
#5 Needs More Meat vs. #18 joesportsfan.com
#6 Dawg Sports vs. #17 Pop Jocks
#7 East Coast Bias vs. #16 The Legend of Vincent Tremblay
#8 Jack Cobra vs. # 15 The Wade Blogs
#9 And Here Come the Pretzels vs. #14 Jibblescribbits
#10 I Want to Be a Sports Agent vs. #13 Shot to Nothing
#11 The Big Picture vs. #12 Ghosts of the Garden

The Mid-Atlantic Conference
#1 Dan Shanoff vs. #22 Five Tool Fool
#2 Kermit the Blog vs. #21 The Pittsburgh Dish
#3 On the Show vs. #20 Smooth as Sandpaper
#4 A Pudge is a Sandwich vs. #19 If I Ran…
#5 Blumpkins for All vs. #18 Dropping Dimes
#6 Half-Fast vs. #17 WBRS Sports Blog
#7 MMP, Kissing Suzy Kolber vs. #16 The Extrapolator
#8 One More Dying Quail vs. # 15 The Happy Recap
#9 Sportszilla vs. #14 The Big Lead
#10 The Orioles Review vs. #13 It’s Still Football
#11 Manning Family Reunion vs. #12 Signal To Noise

The Campbell Conference
#1 Every Day Should Be Saturday vs. #22 The Musings of G-Money
#2 Too Much Sports vs. #21 Moderately Cerebral Bias
#3 Holy Dog Water vs. #20 Larry Brown Sports
#4 Lets Go Buff-a-lo vs. #19 Blown Coverage
#5 NFL Fanhouse vs. #18 Our Book of Scrap
#6 Sammy’s Sports Sermons vs. #17 A Price Above Bip Roberts
#7 East Coast Bias vs. #16 Troy Nunes is...Magician
#8 Dodgy at Best vs. # 15 The Ghost of Wayne Fontes
#9 MGO Blog vs. #14 the Blowtorch
#10 Sunday Morning Quarterback vs. #13 The Series Tip
#11 Pop Jocks vs. #12 Digital Headbutt

The National League West
#1 Deadspin vs. #22 The Ghost of Wayne Fontes
#2 Pittsburgh Sports and Mini-Ponies vs. #21 The Futon Report
#3 Awful Announcing vs. #20 Dave’s Football Blog
#4 You Been Blinded vs. #19 Hoover Street Rag
#5 It’s Still Football vs. #18 Eye on Foxborough
#6 Red Sox Stats Guy vs. #17 Kevin, With Leather
#7 Just Call Me Juice vs. #16 Breaking the Press
#8 Ray’s Index vs. # 15 Milk Was a Bad Choice
#9 The Fanhouse Alabama vs. #14 Flyer’s Fieldhouse
#10 Fan IQ vs. #13 Up for Sports
#11 289, With Leather vs. #12 Kentucky Sports Blog