Scott Williams Reacts to Election News

Are you kidding me, Sacramento? Kevin Johnson is your mayor? Kevin "I Don't Have Any Titles While Scott Williams Has Three" Johnson? That guy?

Can a Scott Williams get some love around here?

I mean, sure, whatever, Kevin Johnson was good at basketball and a legend in California, but how many titles does that guy have? None. How many does Scott Williams have? Three.

Three is more than zero. I can balance that budget.

It's not like since I have three championships I don't understand the little guy. I had to work hard to win those three championships. Trust me, I know what it takes to succeed. Three times.

Am I out of line here? Is there some reason Scott Williams can't be the mayor somewhere? I get that Sacramento is probably still pretty upset that I averaged 12 points and 10 rebounds a game against the Kings during the '99-'00 season, but that's no reason to not vote me mayor.

Is it because I don't have a mustache? I can grow one if that's the case. Just let me know.

Former NBA Player Scott Williams Opines On the State of the NBA

Hey guys, it's me Scott Williams, and I'm here to talk to you about basketball. In particular, NBA basketball.

You might not remember this, but just three years ago, I, Scott Williams, played basketball in the NBA. In fact, I played for the Cleveland Cavaliers with LeBron James. LeBron has gone on record saying that I'm the biggest influence on his basketball life, so trust me when I tell you what is wrong with the NBA.

Want to know what's wrong with the NBA? I'll tell you right now.

There's not enough Scott Williams in the NBA.

Actually, there's no Scott Williams in the NBA at all, and that is definitely not enough Scott Williams.

Check my stats. I averaged 7.6 per game in 1994 and then the exact same number, 7.6, in the year 2000. You can bet online that has never been done before.

Remember the time I registered my career high in points AND assists in the same game against my former team? I do. Once again, this is a legendary feat that only adds to the legend of Scott Williams.

Oh, I forgot to mention my three championship rings. How silly of me.

Think of it this way; I've got three titles, the ability to score at least 7.6 points per game, and I'm guaranteed to have a career high in points and assists against any of my former teams. You add that to the fact that I essentially tought LeBron James to play basketball. Why wouldn't that interest the NBA?

I know David Stern is quite concerned with the marketing of the league overseas and other business of that sort, but he seems to be missing the point. The NBA needs more Scott Williams, and I'm just the Scott Williams to give it to them.