the Blowtorch: Mike Conley

Showing posts with label Mike Conley. Show all posts

July 3, 2007

Mike Conley, Jr. enjoys smiling

For the next few weeks, the Blowtorch will be bringing you a series of rookie reviews (complete with caricatures!) until we get through the first round. It all culminates with a ballin t-shirt commemorating the best draft in the history of awesomeness.

Mike Conley, Jr.

Height: 6'1"
Weight: "180"

Strengths: running fast, jumping high, smiling like a crazy man, getting in to the lane
Weaknesses: shooting a basketball, frowning

NBA comparison (best-case): Tony Parker
NBA comparison (worst-case): Speedy Claxton
NBA comparison (most likely): T.J. Ford

Trey Kerby Entertainment
Disclaimer: All characters, names and places used in theblowtorch.net fiction and semifiction (whether online, in print or any other media) are fictitious and are used herein for the purposes of comedy. Any similarity to real people, without parodic purpose, is a coincidence. All trade names, product names and trademarks of third parties, including any trademarked characters, used in theblowtorch.net fiction and semifiction (whether online, in print or any other media) are used without the authorization of those third parties, and are used only for the purpose of parody and identification. No sponsorship, endorsement or affiliation by or with those third parties exists or should be implied.

Profile

Email Me

Blogsposhers

Fam

Homies

Big Tymers

July 3, 2007

Mike Conley, Jr. enjoys smiling

The Blowtorch Shop

Past Works