February 2, 2010

Deron Williams Goes to the Barber

deron williams hairhead

Deron Williams goes in to the barber and says, "give me a stoplight."

The barber says, "stoplight? What are you talking about?"

So Deron Williams says, "you know, red, yellow, green."

And the barber says, "I know what a stoplight is, but it's not a haircut."

Then Deron Williams says, "sure it is. Let my beard go, stop my hair from growing on my temples, and be careful with the top — I don't have much to work with up there."

2 comments:

KneeJerkNBA said...

I'm pretty sure all of the 'hair' on Deron's head is made of felt.

Slava.P said...

Wouldn't a stoplight be Stop-Caution-Go?