October 16, 2009

What Is In Carlos Boozer's Box?

Way to go Carlos Boozer! You found...

  • Balloon Boy
  • Stephon Marbury
  • Lifetime supply of extra-strength Nair for Men
  • Beard trimmer
  • Whoop
  • Picture of Talia Shire
  • Human head
  • Prime rib and peppercorn sub from Quiznos
  • Book he ordered from Amazon a few weeks ago that he forgot about
  • Car adapters for mp3 player, shipped from Singapore
  • Less feminine bracelet
  • A smaller box
  • Packing peanuts
  • Rock Band 2 for Wii
  • Sardines


Basketball Linker said...

-Paul Milsapp Crying.

KneeJerkNBA said...

steroids and Gordon Gund's handshake

800# said...

- all of Utah's money. All of it.

Also, hops. *zing*