May 20, 2009

A Hipster Talks About the Lakers

Why am I a Lakers fan? I'll tell you.

When I was a kid, my dad was, like, a HUGE Celtics fan. Like he made me watch all these games with him when I was growing up. He'd always talk about how great Larry Bird was and how he was a "genius." Apparently, my dad doesn't know what true genius is. Someone like Avey Tare or Colin Meloy. Those people actually relate to other people unlike that fascist Larry Bird.

Whatever my dad wanted, I wanted the opposite. He wanted me to go to college, but I just wanted to spin bangers in a club. He wanted me to play sports, but I liked poetry. He wanted me to not cut myself, but I wanted to cut my self. To this day, he's the most oppressive dictator my world has ever known. So I guess that's how I became a Lakers "fan." I mean, I'm not really a fan. I just wear this to make him mad. I figure there's nothing better than supporting a jerk like Kobe Bryant to get under his skin.

Did I see the game last night? No. Of course not. I was listening to my Cut Copy vinyl.
picture via thecobrasnake


kellydwyer said...

Richard Berman's a Celtics fan?

Elk Horn said...

Am I the only one who thinks Colin Meloy and Larry Bird are comparable. Obviously Avey Tare is entirely different, like a Steve Nash maybe. But Bird and Meloy are totally similar.

Mark said...

dont steal my photos with out giving credit and a link.

Anonymous said...

yeah i'll bet you're proud of this picture, you pathetic hipster. you're the kwame brown of the blogosphere. you're a joke, man. your photographs have no artistic value; your photos only feed the narcissism of the young LA hipster girls who lose their shit at the possibility of brief, insignificant internet celebrity. really? this is how you make a living? your photos are god-awful and who fucking refers to himself as "the cobra snake" anyway. come on