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Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres, and Rafael Nadal sit jubilantly around a table. A single chair is unoccupied.
Ramos: Veectree es muy bueno. I berry much like weening.
Nadal: Si, si. Sank you so berry much for invitings me aqui. El weeners table!
Torres: De nada, de nada. Rafa, you are true Spanish hero. Te amo.
Nadal: Gracias, Fernando y Sergio. Es un great honor to be here. Now, we discuss hair y headbands, yes?
Torres: Si!
Ramos: Si!
A door creaks open, a haggard and heavily bearded Pau Gasol enters the room and colapses in the vacant chair.
Gasol: Hola, senores.
Nadal: Que? What es Wizard Claws doing here?
Ramos: No sabe. Es no offen we ween, Rafa. Maybe Pau Gasol es confused.
Gasol: Senores, I am berry sorry. I do no mean interrup, but I halve no eat sense Juno. Good people of Espana, haf not been awhaleabull for me to halve food. Zo I halve no ween champonship, yo tengo mucho hambre.
Torres: Ohh, pobrecito. Pau Pau cannot halve food because Pau Pau cannot halve champeenship. falls to the ground, fake cries.
Nadal: Pobrecito!
Ramos: falls to the ground, fake cries.
Gasol: Senores, por favor. I halve not money for eeben una headband.
Nadal: No money por una headband?! Es un tragedy, si.
Ramos: Los Champions para Espana must remedy. Los Champions para Espana wheel remedy. Barkeep, por favor, bring thees bearded creature you finest sangria y headband.
Juan Carlos Navarro walks slowly to the table, hands Pau Gasol a glass of sangria, removes his headband and places it around Gasol’s mangled hair.
Navarro: Please, Pau, treat this well…and remember 2006. No one else will.
To be continued….
Ramos: Veectree es muy bueno. I berry much like weening.
Nadal: Si, si. Sank you so berry much for invitings me aqui. El weeners table!
Torres: De nada, de nada. Rafa, you are true Spanish hero. Te amo.
Nadal: Gracias, Fernando y Sergio. Es un great honor to be here. Now, we discuss hair y headbands, yes?
Torres: Si!
Ramos: Si!
A door creaks open, a haggard and heavily bearded Pau Gasol enters the room and colapses in the vacant chair.
Gasol: Hola, senores.
Nadal: Que? What es Wizard Claws doing here?
Ramos: No sabe. Es no offen we ween, Rafa. Maybe Pau Gasol es confused.
Gasol: Senores, I am berry sorry. I do no mean interrup, but I halve no eat sense Juno. Good people of Espana, haf not been awhaleabull for me to halve food. Zo I halve no ween champonship, yo tengo mucho hambre.
Torres: Ohh, pobrecito. Pau Pau cannot halve food because Pau Pau cannot halve champeenship. falls to the ground, fake cries.
Nadal: Pobrecito!
Ramos: falls to the ground, fake cries.
Gasol: Senores, por favor. I halve not money for eeben una headband.
Nadal: No money por una headband?! Es un tragedy, si.
Ramos: Los Champions para Espana must remedy. Los Champions para Espana wheel remedy. Barkeep, por favor, bring thees bearded creature you finest sangria y headband.
Juan Carlos Navarro walks slowly to the table, hands Pau Gasol a glass of sangria, removes his headband and places it around Gasol’s mangled hair.
Navarro: Please, Pau, treat this well…and remember 2006. No one else will.
To be continued….
3 comments:
You're a corny, fat, stupid American white-guy, aren't ya?
Idiot.
I'm not fat.
You have a VERY strange sens of humor, or perhaps you are simply a moron.
-If you are a litle child, or mentally handicapped, please forgive my sarcastic comment.
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