June 11, 2008

Moments in Historical Ineptitude with Lamar Odom

The Garden of Eden Eve: Let's get an apple from that tree.
Adam: I don't think that's such a great idea.
Lamar Odom: Dude, it's just an apple.
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The Trojan Horse

Lamar Odom: Hey, guys, free horse!
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Great Chicago Fire
Lamar Odom: Mrs. O'Leary, I let your cow out. He'll be fine, right?
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Titanic
Lamar Odom: We'll be able to get through that ice for sure. This thing can't be sunk.
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Apollo 13
Jim Lovell: Houston, we've had a problem.
Lamar Odom: What? You're breaking up. I'm hanging up now. click

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hindenburg
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Lamar Odom: Weather shmeather! Let's fly this puppy!

Tuffy said...

"... and that's why John Paxson should be your general manager, Mr. Reinsdorf."

Anonymous said...

Hmm... what does this button do?

Arichmix said...

Germany, 1941

Lamar Odom: Sure, Mr. Hitler, invading Russia is a great idea. What could go wrong?