June 16, 2008

For My Next Trick...

Silly, fools. How dare you question my tactics? You forsake me in the name of Glen Rivers. Do you not recognize me as Master? Do you not remember my timeouts? Never forget my timeouts. They are legendary for a reason.

Nonetheless, doubters, I shall prove myself to you once again. How? I will show you.

I SUMMON THE POWER OF CHRISTOPHER STEVEN MIHM!

Chris Mihm: Really?

GO FORTH AND DO MY BIDDING!
Yes, Christopher. Well done. You have served your master well. Now, show yourself to those who adore you. Bask in their revelry.

Remember, doubters, my Los Angeles Lakers have never lost a Finals game that featured Chris Mihm. Never shall you doubt again.

Never.

1 comment:

Dart Adams said...

Ah, I remember back when Rajon Rondo would penetrate and kick to destroy the Laker defense...those were the days! I miss Hulk in the middle. I'm kind nervous now. We need to end this shit once and for all tomorrow so everyone can get back to their regular sleep schedules.

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