May 13, 2008

1000 Words: OJ Mayo Keeps a Low Profile


Nah, man. I PAID for these tickets. Out of my own pocket. With my own money. That I EARNED, son.


For reals, I got a job. Deliver pizzas for Papa John's. Isht was crazy the other day, ya heard? Ain't no thing. Pick up the pizza, drive over in my Maybach, drop off the pizza then I'm outtie. I get to keep the tips too. It's straaaaaight.


Seriously though, can everybody see me?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i am STILL laughing over this. me and my buddies think what your doing with these pictures is hilarious! keep up the good work.

Kyle said...

Mayo, it helps when you're sitting with someone who's wearing an LSD checkerboard print. That'll get you seen, you classy bitch.

STRAAAAAAAAIGHT.