Back in January, PhDribble pontificated on the whole positional shoehorning beeswax. It's a good read, and he's right. Positions nowadays are pretty meaningless, just ask FreeDarko. It wasn't until yesterday that I realized my favorite player-type in the NBA right now is Big Guys Who Only Dunk. There's just something hilarious and awesome to me about guys who only means of offense is trying to tear the rip apart every time they touch the ball.