April 2, 2008

'Ello, Guvna


It’s finally 'appened! After years of campaignin', right, I cop to play for the chuffin' Queen. God save the queen! Right! Me and me good china, right, Luol Deng, will be representin' Britain in int'national tourneys. Is great! Oi! Now I need ter go shoppin'. 'it up Seville Row and start dressin' up. Burberry, right, for sure. Paul Smiff too. I’ve already got me scarf, me umbrella, and me drivin' cap. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. I luv bein' British! Oi!

5 comments:

Kalar said...

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stopmikelupica said...

Very nice. Ben has been hanging too much with Luol Deng (as you noted). Pretty soon Nocioni's teeth are gonna get yellow, and Kirk Hinrich is gonna start dating a Spice Girl.

Tuffy said...

If he convinces Boylan he's British, maybe he'll be foreign enough to get more burn and a decent contract.

goathair said...

Tell that to Viktor Khryapa.

Tuffy said...

If it sounds crap, it is.