Atlanta Hawks - realized potential. Also, a new GM.
Boston Celtics - a championship.
Charlotte Bobcats - for all of their players to be as good as they were in college.
Chicago Bulls - the head of Scott Skiles, Tyrus Thomas in the starting line-up, and Joakim Noah on the floor.
Cleveland Cavaliers - that signing Varejao is incentive enough for LeBron to stick around. Oh, and to sign Varejao.
Dallas Mavericks - anything but the Warriors.
Denver Nuggets - more guys with cornrows, headbands, and armsleeves.
Detroit Pistons - a championship.
Golden State Warriors - the Mavericks in every playoff series.
Houston Rockets - they'll tell you a championship, but getting out of the first round would make them happy.
Indiana Pacers - the opportunity to draft Kevin Love.
Los Angeles Clippers - stronger leg ligaments.
Los Angeles Lakers - help for Kobe, so he'll stick around and continue to look good while not winning championships.
Memphis Grizzlies - that this year is Darko's breakout year. Also, more Spaniards.
Miami Heat - 2006.
Milwaukee Bucks - having averted an international disaster, Bucks fans are pretty happy right now. Some bratwurst would be nice though.
Minnesota Timberwolves - to wake up Christmas morning and find out that the Garnett trade was a dream.
New Jersey Nets - that some sucker team decides they want Vince Carter. Or that Vince Carter gets a set of balls for Christmas.
New Orleans Hornets - Chris Paul to stay healthy.
New York Knicks - a new coach, a new GM, a new roster, a championship, and more intern sex. New York fans are greedy.
Orlando Magic - that the team can keep this going.
Philadelphia 76ers - that Iverson dude.
Phoenix Suns - a championship.
Portland Trailblazers - that micro-fracture surgery really isn't anything to worry about.
Sacramento Kings - less ugly players.
San Antonio Spurs - a championship.
Seattle SuperSonics - that this time next year they're still the SEATTLE SuperSonics.
Toronto Raptors - a stronger exchange rate for the US dollar. Also, that Chris Bosh shows some kind of improvement.
Utah Jazz - chest hair trimmer for Carlos Boozer.