You've Been Pimped

Is there only a small amount of people who like Pimp My Ride? (Myself included) The thing that kills our little Pimped out group is the last catchy thing that X-Zibit does where he pulls out a special treat for the unsuspecting Pimpee.

"I talked to your friends. They say you're having trouble with the ladies, so I got you some Spanish fly and some roofies. You've officially (pop shirt shoulder) been Pimped!"

It seems so illogical the weird things that they put in to those cars. Why would anyone need a bowling ball rack while driving? Who knows. Another good part is the white kids reactions to their ghetto hoopties. And X to the Z's "check out this guy" face when he sees something really messed up on the old ride.

Good news:
The new White Stripes album is done!

And Radiohead start their next one.

Jessica Alba is indeed beautiful. (courtesy of Thighswideshut)

Chuck Klosterman (author of the terrific Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs) is making another guest appearance on the Sports Guy's site.

And of course a safe, happy bon voyage goes out to Julie on the eve of her Florida trip.