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What's goin' on, sissies?
Name's Brian. Brian Winters. Yeah, you know me.
I'm here because you idiots traded Jabbar. Good one, ya jugheads.
You think I want to be in Wisconsin? This time last year I'm catching perch off the Santa Monica Pier, and now I've gotta choose which of 18 different cheeses I want on my grilled cheese.
Oh, you like my stache? Sure you do. I grew it as a joke cause I knew you jerks are in to that sort of thing.
Let's play some basketball. Give it to the big man and work inside out. Some good basketball. That's what you guys do here, right? No? Oh yeah, you traded your big man. Good one.
I can't believe you bunch of stupids won a title. How's Brian Winters supposed to make things work here? Want me to grow a beard and get a pair of goggles? Too bad. I hate skiing.
If you need me, I'll be parting my hair.
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