Things Tim Duncan Is Good At

-Basketball
-Dungeons and Dragons
-Endorsing boring shoes
-Growing weird facial hair
-Rock, paper, scissors
-Throwing grapes in the air and catching them in his mouth
-Dog watching
-Grilling salmon
-Netflix queue management
-Creating choreography to rap songs out of thin air
-Still photography
-Southeastern United States bird calls
-Poaching eggs
-Separating the good tasting Jelly Bellys from the ones that are really gross
-That game where you put your hands on top of someone else’s and they try to slap you before you can move.
-Swimming
- Straightening picture frames
-Winning NBA Championships