December 12, 2008

An Annotated Guide to How Sean May Disgusts Women

  1. Shields eyes to avoid an accidental glimpse of underarm floppiness.
  2. "Dad, this guy is SO fat."
  3. Transfixed by jiggling back fat.
  4. Refuses to look for fear of paralysis, vomiting, and temporary blindness.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you find this shit?

Anonymous said...

I like it. Well, not Sean May. No. I like your annotation of how people (e.g. women) are disgusted Sean May. Just to be clear.