November 17, 2008

Is Anthony Morrow a Real Person? - A Blowtorch Investigation

Evidence for


Evidence against

Conclusions
There are only two logical results:


  1. Anthony Morrow is a real NBA player, who plays for the Golden State Warriors. He can only play for the Golden State Warriors, since his main skill is scoring. Upon joining another team, he would be Damien Wilkins (read: shoots too much, hated, annoying).

  2. Anthony Morrow is a construct. Concocted by a Dustin Hoffman in Wag the Dog type, "Morrow" was created to assuage concerns by the Golden State faithful. His existence is predicated on the concept of fairness. After Monta Ellis' injury, "Anthony Morrow" was created so that Warriors fans can have something to be happy about. Upon Ellis' return, "Morrow" will cease to exist.

The truth is out there.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol good stuff

Anonymous said...

Hmm, If I may offer a different perspective. I am thinking Anthony Morrow is actually Marco Belinelli in disguise. Alla C. Thomas Howell in the movie Soul Man. Check out the trailer

http://videodetective.com/default.aspx?PublishedID=193

Soon he Marco will realize that he didn't fully understand how ha

Anonymous said...

As an OKC fan, your Wilkins comment made my day.

Props to a great post.