Ballin in Space

Ballin in Spain

Ballin in Spa-ee-ain

Whatcha doin' out there teams?

Chris Paul:

That's pretty freaky, Wizards.

Is it cold out in Spain, Wizards?

David West:

You can borrow my jumper if you like, Wizards.

Caron Butler:

Does the cold of Spain make your nipples get pointy, Hornets?

Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Stern?

I bet you do, you freaky old bastards, you.

Do you have one really funky sequin jump suit, Hornets?

Or do you have several ch-ch-ch-ch-changes?

David West:
Do you smoke grass out in Spain, Wizards?

Or do they smoke Astroturf?

Chris Paul:

Receiving transmission from Caron Butler’s nipple antennae

Do you read me, Caron Butler?

I said, do you read me, Caron Butler?

David West:

This is Hornets to Wizards.
Do you hear me out there, Wiz?

Caron Butler:

This is Wizards back to Hornets.
I read you loud and clear, Buzz.

All three:

OH YEAH MAN!

Chris Paul:

Your signal's weak on my radar screen, How far out are you, man?

Caron Butler:

I'm pretty far out.

All three:

That's pretty far out, man!

Caron Butler:

Oh-ah-oh

I'm orbiting Bilbao

Oh-ah-ohh oh oh

I'm drawn in by its Groovitational

Groovitational pull, I'm jamming out with the Juan Dixonauts
And they think it's pretty cool man.

OOOHHH-AHHHH

Chris Paul:

Are you okay, Wizards, what was that sound?

Caron Butler:

I don't know, man, I have to turn my team around Oh, it's the craziest scene.

David West:

Yeah, I'm picking it up on my NBA screen

Caron Butler:

Can you see the blogosphere ringing?

Both:

To the choir of Ely-nauts singing
Hornets in space
Hornets
Hornets
Hornets
Hornets
Hornets
Hornets
Wizards in space
Wizards
Wizards
Wizards
Wizards
Wizards
Wizards

Eenie, ma-ma-meenie mynie mowie

(Caron Butler: Set your phasers on funky)

Eenie, ma-ma-ma-meenie mynie mowie

B-b-b-b-b-ballin in Spain

Inspired by this. Obviously.