Europe Steals Earl Boykins

I'm fine with you Europeans stealing Josh Childress. His hair and weird gums would make you think there's something funny about him but there's not. He's a good player. Not great. He doesn't do anything stupid and he's probably boring.

Taking Earl Boykins is another matter.

How dare you, Italy?! What little guy can we make fun of now? That's just unkind to be stealing our hilarious looking players. Next you're going to tell me you want Tony Parker back.

First Bennigan's. Now this?