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On July 30th, the Cheesecake Factory will be offering every one of their cheesecakes at a discounted price of $1.50 a slice. Sure this seems like a good idea, a nice way to honor their 30 year anniversary. But consider the consequences, I've produced a flow chart for easy viewing.
As you can see, virtually every imaginable scenario is perilous. I suggest stocking up on non-perishables, bottled water, and batteries. You have 5 days to prepare for the apocalypse.
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I'm Big Z, I got somethin to say
About a tall Lithuanian in the N - B - A
I'm a true seven-footer with ghost white skin
In Kaunas is where my story begins
While all my little homeys were kickin a ball
My feet kept getting bigger and I got real tall
In no time at all I was shooting the rock
I had crazy post moves and I learned how to block
So I picked up my game and bought some really big shoes
Got ready to pay my NBA dues
Wouldn't you know? I went in round one
Six picks after Kobe and Potapenko, son
But my feet were like glass, so I didn't play much
So I worked on my jumper, I perfected my touch
All the while, I was losing my hair
But I married a blonde, so what do I care?
Now I'm throwin outlets to my man, LB
While my homies kicking balls watch me count my cheese
God that's funny.
Haha, great post.
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