I've Just Seen a Facebook

In the world of addicting things, I would imagine the order goes something like 1)Heroin 2)Crack 3)The Facebook. Thankfully, one of these things isn't that dangerous -- crack. But seriously, this thing is the worst possible thing that could have happened the week before finals week. Yesterday I spent roughly 5 hours just messing with it. If you want to Facebook me go for it. This thing is pretty much like Friendster for college kids. I think it'll be a pretty great tool for keeping up to date with the Fites after graduation. But for now, it distracts me from my studies too much. Even to the point that I left class to go to the bathroom today, but before going back I logged on to a campus computer and checked my Facebook (I had a new friend!). It's sad really.

Street Cred

• Justin Timberlake is going to "be" a character in Shrek 3. In related news, Chris Kirkpatrick has resumed his job as Goofy at Disney World. (courtesy of PItNB)
• Accidentally hilarious cover of the Sun Times. Expect Tom Cruise to sue ..... right about now.
• This guy is hilarious. Here is his new article.
• Paris Hilton had a commercial banned because she is too much "pornographic." (courtesy of the Superficial)