Finalsly

Ahhhh Finals Week. The last week of school before we get to "relax" for the summer. For some, it's a time to get their work done and get finished. For me, it's a time to freak out about not having anything to do this summer and have a ridiculous amount of tests. It's Monday now, and I just finished (hopefully) Organic Chemistry II and guitar. Now I'm sure I did good on the guitar because, obviously, I rock really hard. Organic Chemistry on the other hand. What a pointless subject. The only people who I can see benefitting from taking this class are chemistry majors, to a small extent the future pharmacists of the world, and of course, my personal favorite, the operators of underground drug labs. But as I said before, I am done with the lecture portion of Organic. Now normally this would be cause to celebrate, but instead, I have three finals tomorrow. Now that would be easy if my classes were Rock Appreciation, Intro to Environmental Science, and Being Awesome. But since I already successfully completed those classes my finals are in Immunology (what many consider to be a made up word), Organic Chemistry Lab (lecture's slightly nicer sister), and Comparative Animal Physiology (nothing witty to say). And then after that, I get to write three five page papers for Biomedical Ethics!!! If I make it out of this alive, I plan on doing nothing but chilling gangster style for the week before graduation and listening to the Go! Team to celebrate the happiness that is, being done.

Street Cred

• "She just had some new tits." --Ozzy Osbourne after Sharon Osbourne had breast enhancement surgery. He's classy. (courtesy of PItNB)
• The little kid from Jerry Maguire's head may now weigh upwards of 32 pounds. (courtesy of PItNB)
• Of all the people I would not want around guns, Jessica Simpson is quite close to the top of the list. (courtesy of the Superficial)
• Jennifer Garner is pregnant. And no, it's not mine. It's Ben Affleck's.
• The Bad Timing Award goes to former Dawson's Creek semi-hottie Michelle Williams. She's pregnant too. And no, its not mine... or Affleck's. Its Heath Ledger's.
• For being so hot, Jessica Alba sure looks cold.