May 12, 2008

Chris and Tony, Friends Forever

Tony Parker: Ey-uh, Crease, I vreally like-a yore floata. Ees bootyfull. Ees berry BERRY sexies.


Chris Paul: Ummm, uh, thanks Tony.


Tony Parker: Yes, Crease, ees a so bootyfull. I-ah wanna oose ze floata too. Das okay, yes?


Chris Paul: Yeah. Right on. Whatever, man.


Tony Parker: Oh, Crease Paul. So genruss. So nice. BAGUETTE!


Chris Paul: .....


Tony Parker: You don't-a want-a baguette? You don't-a like-a baguette? Das alright, Tonay Parcare jussa stand-a like you, Crease Paul. I standa just like-a ze bootyfull Crease Paul. Too sexies!


Chris Paul: .....


Tony Parker: You wanta to sex-a my wife?

6 comments:

  1. BAGUETTE! I'm gonna shout that on the court from now on.

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  2. UH HUH, BAGUETTE!

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  3. One of them is short; one of them is stout. You make the call.

    Oh, and Chris Paul is Electro.

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  4. Anonymous6:42 PM

    You got all of your French through Pepe Le Pew cartoons, didn't you?

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  5. Anonymous7:16 PM

    Eh, weak. Not hard to make fun of the French. You know Tony's Belgian, right?

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  6. Yes, cartoons and Serge Gainsbourg records.

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