September 18, 2007

Andrei Kirilenko MATHEMATICSIZED

At the risk of becoming an Andrei Kirilenko fan blog, I present the latest Blowtorch equation:



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87 comments:

  1. Fantastic...never seen a better way to describe him. As a Jazz fan, I'm very disappointed that he's requested a trade. I don't see how we can possibly get back an equivalent player.

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  2. Anonymous10:21 AM

    POund for pound, one of the best players in the NBA.

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  3. Love it. That's why we've always called Andrei the "Terror-dactyl" around here, not AK47.

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  4. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Ive been telling people for years that he looks JUST like Ivan Drago. Like not just because theyre russian, but I think dolph Lundgren might actually be his biological father.

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  5. Anonymous2:27 PM

    Come on folks...you knew when word got out that his wife lets him sleep around once a year Utah fans/Mormon nation would think less of him and he'd eventually want to get away. The time has come for him to go cry in another city.

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  6. Anonymous7:47 PM

    Kirilenko sucks balls

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  7. Anonymous1:26 AM

    Just the other day, I was thinking that Kiri is kind of like a cross between Scottie Pippen and Dahlsim from Street Fighter.

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  8. Anonymous9:48 AM

    a prefect description. not as funny as the joakim noah, but more spot on. i guess really there isn't a more humorous person to Mathematicsize than Noah. need more of these pronto. i'm just not laughing enough in my daily life.

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  9. It's appropriate that you used the garish, cartoony version of Mr. Fantastic. You earn an A+.

    Dwyer sent me.

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  10. Nice! The man could be a superhero in his own right.

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  11. Anonymous3:16 AM

    i think all u guys r pin heads at utah making a comment on a guys who dose not like the coach and u guys come out and say he is a Terror-dactyl after all he made u guys were u stand and u should be happy and respect his wishes u guys need to grow up dont u think your coach is the reason u cant win any championship he was at the finals twice and he choked both times with the big two u had before

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  12. Anonymous3:27 AM

    i think the owner should grant his wish and bring him to Los Angelos were real russian people can come to the game and cheer for him for the love of the game he plays and if utah managment dont do it this will never win a championship so mr. utah jazz general manager here in LA we r all welcome to have Mr. (A.K.47) here in LA either the CLIPPERS, or the LAKER were the most russian population r so all do respect the players wish make it happen

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  13. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Utah needs a two guard.

    The Lakers have none to trade.

    The only 3s I could see working for Utah are Antawn Jamison, but then the Jazz would have the worst defensive frontcourt in the league, or Richard Jefferson, which would kill me as a Raps fan.

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  18. Anonymous1:54 PM

    Magnific!

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  19. Anonymous2:42 PM

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  20. Anonymous3:48 PM

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  21. Anonymous5:23 AM

    Thanks to author.

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  22. Anonymous9:59 AM

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  27. Anonymous12:42 AM

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  28. Anonymous1:47 AM

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  29. Anonymous2:16 AM

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  30. Anonymous3:23 AM

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  31. Anonymous4:03 AM

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  33. Anonymous5:18 AM

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  35. Anonymous7:01 AM

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  36. Anonymous7:34 AM

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  38. Anonymous8:30 AM

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  39. Anonymous9:06 AM

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  40. Anonymous9:38 AM

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  42. Anonymous10:42 AM

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  44. Anonymous11:46 AM

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  45. Anonymous12:27 PM

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  46. Anonymous1:08 PM

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  47. Anonymous1:46 PM

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  48. Anonymous2:20 PM

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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  49. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!

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  50. Anonymous3:22 PM

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  51. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!

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  52. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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  53. Anonymous4:46 PM

    actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

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  54. Anonymous5:17 PM

    640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81

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  55. Anonymous5:55 PM

    When there's a will, I want to be in it.

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  56. Anonymous6:27 PM

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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  57. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!

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  58. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

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  59. Anonymous8:05 PM

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  60. Anonymous8:37 PM

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  61. Anonymous9:19 PM

    Beam me aboard, Scotty..... Sure. Will a 2x10 do?

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  62. Anonymous10:01 PM

    When there's a will, I want to be in it.

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  63. Anonymous10:36 PM

    Thanks to author.

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  64. Anonymous11:14 PM

    Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

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  65. Anonymous11:52 PM

    If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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  66. Anonymous12:22 AM

    640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81

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  67. Anonymous12:59 AM

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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  68. Anonymous1:43 AM

    What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

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  69. Anonymous2:27 AM

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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  70. Anonymous3:15 AM

    C++ should have been called B

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  71. Anonymous3:58 AM

    I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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  72. Anonymous4:38 AM

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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  73. Anonymous5:24 AM

    Please write anything else!

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  74. Anonymous6:19 AM

    What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

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  75. Anonymous7:09 AM

    actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

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  76. Anonymous7:53 AM

    Magnific!

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  77. Anonymous8:32 AM

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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  78. Anonymous9:11 AM

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  79. Anonymous9:48 AM

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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  80. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Hello all!

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  81. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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  82. Anonymous11:49 AM

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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  83. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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  84. Anonymous1:19 PM

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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  85. Anonymous2:08 PM

    actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

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  86. Anonymous2:46 PM

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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