July 6, 2007

Yi Jianlian hates Milwaukee

For the next few weeks, the Blowtorch will be bringing you a series of rookie previews (complete with caricatures!) until we get through the first round. It all culminates with a ballin t-shirt commemorating the best draft in the history of awesomeness.
Strengths: ball-handling (alleged), shooting (alleged), dribbling around chairs (confirmed)
Weaknesses: hates bratwursts, cheese, and Wisconsin, may be 100 years old

NBA comparison (best-case): Pau Gasol
NBA comparison (worst-case): Austin Croshere
NBA comparison (most likely): Troy Murphy

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1 comment:

  1. Raskolnikov7:27 PM

    So Yi is Chuck Norris?

    Also, if he wants to find Chinese people, he should live in Cudahy Hall at Marquette University. It's 10 blocks away from the Bradley Center.

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