October 16, 2009

What Is In Carlos Boozer's Box?

Way to go Carlos Boozer! You found...
  • Balloon Boy
  • Stephon Marbury
  • Lifetime supply of extra-strength Nair for Men
  • Beard trimmer
  • Whoop
  • Picture of Talia Shire
  • Human head
  • Prime rib and peppercorn sub from Quiznos
  • Book he ordered from Amazon a few weeks ago that he forgot about
  • Car adapters for mp3 player, shipped from Singapore
  • Less feminine bracelet
  • A smaller box
  • Packing peanuts
  • Rock Band 2 for Wii
  • Sardines

3 comments:

  1. steroids and Gordon Gund's handshake

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  2. - all of Utah's money. All of it.


    Also, hops. *zing*

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