June 11, 2008

Moments in Historical Ineptitude with Lamar Odom

The Garden of Eden Eve: Let's get an apple from that tree.
Adam: I don't think that's such a great idea.
Lamar Odom: Dude, it's just an apple.
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The Trojan Horse

Lamar Odom: Hey, guys, free horse!
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Great Chicago Fire
Lamar Odom: Mrs. O'Leary, I let your cow out. He'll be fine, right?
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Titanic
Lamar Odom: We'll be able to get through that ice for sure. This thing can't be sunk.
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Apollo 13
Jim Lovell: Houston, we've had a problem.
Lamar Odom: What? You're breaking up. I'm hanging up now. click

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:37 PM

    Hindenburg
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    Lamar Odom: Weather shmeather! Let's fly this puppy!

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  2. "... and that's why John Paxson should be your general manager, Mr. Reinsdorf."

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  3. Anonymous12:05 PM

    Hmm... what does this button do?

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  4. Germany, 1941

    Lamar Odom: Sure, Mr. Hitler, invading Russia is a great idea. What could go wrong?

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