December 5, 2007

Kid Delicious It Is

After 1200 votes, the Official Kevin Durant Nickname Extravaganza has come to a close. With no further ado, the Blowtorch presents to you:

KID DELICIOUS

Suggested by commenter "joejoejoe" way back when, Kid Delicious (appropriated from pool legend Danny Basavich) is both descriptive and name-associative: Kevin Durant - Kid Delicious.
Please join me, blogosphere, as we push Kid Delicious to heights unknown.

4 comments:

  1. MSM to catch on in 3...2...1...

    By the by, might just be me, but I have feeling this is going to like a reverse Pavlovian effect -- everytime Kid Delicious hits a jumper, I'll get hunger pangs.

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  2. "Talking about, "you can just call me 'Delicious'."

    I'm a grown-ass man dog.

    I ain't gettin' ready to call no other dude 'Delicious.'"


    I would have voted for "Daggers" ... with the skinny arms/legs, that would have been perfect.

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  3. Anonymous11:48 PM

    how was daggers ever acceptable? Even though Kobe calls himself Mamba, his nickname really should be "The Dagger"

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  4. Anonymous2:56 AM

    If Nike uses this in an ad campaign I better get a free waffle iron or something. Yo Phil Knight! Call me.

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