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Yesterday's Kevin Durant nickname drive produced a wealth of great suggestions. You'll see on the right a poll to coronate Mr. Kevin Durant with a shiny, new nickname that will catapult him to great fame. So please, go vote. If there is anything that is particularly egregious, I'll add it as a choice.
Dagger, leave off the s
ReplyDeletedaggers is my nickname.
ReplyDeletekid delicious fits him much better.
I only voted for "Kid Delicious" because "The Baby-Faced Assassin" is off the table.
ReplyDeleteLots of us in Seattle call him "Durantula"
ReplyDeleteI've been calling him "The Savior" in hope he'll live up to it and keep the Sonics where they belong.
ReplyDeleteI also like Durantula
Unfortunately I can't add anything without messing up the results. Choices are set. Hope there is something you like.
ReplyDeleteWow. Kid Delicious was my suggestion and it's doing well. I think it's versatile, I can picture Durant shooting from three and the announcer going "Kid...." and then screaming "...DELICIOUS!" when it goes in. I also picture fun on the TNT set with with Kenny telling Charles not to eat Durant just because he's Delicious. I also like that it's 4-syllables each for Kid Delicious to Kevin Durant. I also like the KD/KD symmetry. These are some of the many things I like about Kid Delicious*.
ReplyDelete*I like Daggers too but I think that is a nickname you grow into as you hit more game winning shots in your career.
maybe if he shot more than 38% overall or played more than 10 games in his career should we give him a nick name
ReplyDeleteHow bout "Flight 35"
ReplyDeleteMr. Good Things is stolen from Gus Johnson for David Lee. Can't steal from two peeps in one move.
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ReplyDeletelove.
DURANTULA.
he could have a spider on his shoe, his lanky like a spider, it just fits. kid delicious is retarded.
and yea don't steal from gus johnson.
As already mentioned, "Durantula" is popular in Seattle. "Crazy Legs" is another possibility.
ReplyDeleteDurantula is the most retarded nickname ever.. I cant believe you even posted that. How does that have anything to do with him? Your an asshole
ReplyDeleteI didn't know it when I suggested it but apparently there is also a pool player nicknamed 'Kid Delicious'. I guess if LaDainian Tomlinson can call himself LT nicknames can be used twice as well. Sugar Ray Robinson and Sugar Ray Leonard for example.
ReplyDeletehow about "brick kid"? for all the bricks he's been putting up lately?
ReplyDeletewe don't give someone a nickname, it's bestowed on them by fellow ballplayers, broadcasters, or people working inside the nba. and besides it'll probably end up being something stupid like K-Dur or KDizzle like every other freakin name these days
ReplyDeleteKD35
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"The second coming"
Four for twelve.
ReplyDeletesHOT sauce
ReplyDeleteI'd go with "The black Adam Morrison".
ReplyDeletejoejoejoe: That's Sugar Shane Leonard. Easy mistake though.
ReplyDeletei'd go with TOOTHPICK. =)
ReplyDeleteHow about "Da Rain"?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if it's problematic because it ties him to Kemp. But all the other names just don't ring dynamically. I just like the sound of "Durant brings Da Rain!"
There is a Sugar Shane Mosley, but Sugar Ray Leonard has to be the most famous Sugar.
ReplyDeleteExcept of course, actual sugar.
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ReplyDeleteJust call him Future.
ReplyDeleteI am the grass roots lobby for Sonic Youth as the official nickname, but Durantula rocks hard. Fuck you, anonymous hater.
ReplyDeleteAlternate nickname:
ReplyDeleteCharles Whitman--another guy from U. Texas who took too many shots.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman
how about Shuttlesworth Jr.?
ReplyDeleteDurangutan!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd go with Kraft Dinner = KD
ReplyDeletea nickname is earned not voted on.....Big D is my vote
ReplyDeleteHis nickname is the Durantula. Long arms and a spidy sense on the floor. It's perfect!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to call him The Anomaly:
ReplyDelete1. a deviation from the common rule, type, arrangement, or form.
2. someone or something anomalous: With his quiet nature, he was an anomaly in his exuberant family.
3. an odd, peculiar, or strange condition, situation, quality, etc.
4. an incongruity or inconsistency.
5. Astronomy. a quantity measured in degrees, defining the position of an orbiting body with respect to the point at which it is nearest to or farthest from its primary.
6. Meteorology. the amount of deviation of a meteorological quantity from the accepted normal value of that quantity.
He's like nothing else.
Saleh...like from The Air Up There. With those skinny arms he looks like he's been out surviving the Serengeti on nothing but zebra shit and basketball.
ReplyDeleteAn homage to boxing legend Roberto Duran:
ReplyDeleteKevin "Brick Hands" Durant
(Duran's nickname was "Hands of Stone" or "Stone Hands")
Seriously tho: Durantula ...or if someone's not already got it, Spiderman or Spidey. Kid Delicious is okay.
How bout "Durant Durant" after the horrible band from the 80s.
ReplyDelete"the second coming"
ReplyDeletehow about "The 278th coming" after the 277 other athletes who have been dubbed the second coming but instead were just the first coming of whoever they are.
I call him the "Can Opener" since he can get those looks for good shots.. all he needs to do now is make em
ReplyDeleteThe Savior is good!
ReplyDeletehttp://neekoboi.blogspot.com/2007/11/ portland-shouldve-gotten-kevin-durant .html
Digital
ReplyDeleteNewsprint
FlizzTrack
"Look out, it's Kevin Durant, aka the Marksman."
Nirvana (as long as Seattle stays put which it won't)
Double Shot
Deli Plate
Kid Delicious is awesome but what happens when he's 30? Kid Delicious just aint gonna work anymore!!!
ReplyDeletehow bout the skinny assasin
ReplyDeleteLets Call him the SuperHooper!!!
ReplyDeleteIts catchy and it describes his game perfectly.
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