November 1, 2007

I Don't Like Damien Wilkins

This would be way better

I'm not generally what some would call a "hater." It really doesn't take much for me to find the good in a situation, but for some reason last night, I decided to actively dislike Damien Wilkins.

Here's my well researched and very in-depth case against Damien Wilkins:
  • I watched the SuperSonics game last night, and for a good stretch of the 2nd and 3rd quarter, every one of his passes was tipped or stolen.
  • Name should be spelled DamiAn and not DamiEn.
  • Didn't pass the ball to Durant or Green every chance he got. He's stunting their development!
  • He's not even the good Wilkins' (Dominique) son. Furthermore, he does not have a hightop fade; blasphemy in the Wilkins family.
  • Has a mustache that isn't very cool.
  • Played for NC State and University of Georgia. Pick a red and white team and stick with it.
I hereby declare Damien Wilkins is my least favorite NBA player.

I.

DECLARE.

DAMIEN WILKINS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE NBA PLAYER!

Consider it declared.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

damian wilkins blows so hard. he isn't even dominique's son. he is gerald, like the one from hey arnold, wilkins' son. a reason he was undrafted.