October 8, 2007

Dallas Mavericks -- Attack of the Clones

I was digging through the collective bargaining agreement and I came across what many call The Nowitski Clause:

Article IX, Section 1, (c) : the Dallas Mavericks must always employ a slightly goofy, white forward with a decent jump shot.

After discovering this, I did a little research and found that the Mavs have complied with this ruling since 2003, predating the adoption of the latest CBA.

Exhibit A:















Exhibit B:











Exhibit C:

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Raef LaFrenz?

kyle said...

no kidding. how do you make this post without Rafe? do you live in Portland, pretending he doesn't exist? a casual mention of detlef schrempf for historical purposes wouldn't have hurt either.

Trey said...

I always considered Raef more of a center, but he definitely warrants inclusion as a goofy, white guy.

And Detlef is a bad mammajamma, unlike these three (and Raef). I'm fairly certain he has retired to a life of contract killing.

Anonymous said...

Mike Dunleavy's long-lost home?

breatnyS said...

Good defense by the Dallas Mavericks drama boys, if only we could patch up the difference, this will be a Dallas good season. They are running, switching in defense, rebounding see those efforts. We don't have yet the Mavericks team down.

I which I could see some Mavericks games live. I was looking for tickets all the good seats on ticketmaster were taken I had to check broker. And man you don’t want to do that especially for the Dallas Mavericks. Thanks god there sites like Ticketwood which work as comparators here is the site
Mavericks Tickets
http://www.ticketwood.com/nba/Dallas-Mavericks-Tickets.php.

I like slam dunks that take me to the hoop my favorite play is the ally-hoop,
I like the pic n roll,i like the given goal its basketball yo, yo lets go!
Go Mavericks Go!!!